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By: Braden and Keagan

Center of gravity

It was the August long weekend, which meant the Center of gravity. The Center of gravity is the best part of summer, freestyle mountain biking, wakeboarding, beer garden, street ball, live bands, great food, beach, activities and bouncy castles etc. for kids. Best of all, girls in bikinis playing beach volleyball. Remember the Wake fest? well after the Wake fest was shut down they started doing the Center of gravity which is pretty much like the Wake fest with a twist.

Although there are some down sides to this event. There are many people that sneek in drugs and alcohol under age. Another one is getting sun burnt when laying on the beach and forget to put on sun block, or maybe if your all dry and little kids decide it would be funny to throw water on you. There could be some wierd people, or maybe even old fat man in speedo's which would not be a good sight to see. Aside from these its tons of fun.

So, as you can see the Center of gravity isnt just positive, but the positive definatly outweigh the negative parts of the event. All this happens at City park in Kelowna bc. Hopefully you can make it out for this fantastic event during the August long weekend, it is definatly one part of the year you dont want to miss! See you there! :)

The harp

One day a man was walking through town to pick up a newspaper. When I got home I sat in my favourite chair and read. Top headline read: Magic harp supposably lost, large reward if found. I thought to my self oh my god if found that I would be rich! So I set out next morning. I heard stories about it was in the peppercane forest, about 100 miles west from where I live. I searched and search the east side of the forest, no luck.

I started on the westside still no luck. Years and years went by and most people gave up on finding it but I never gave up. After a long day of searching I decided to go get a good nights rest then start again in the morning. That night a had a dream of where the harp is, I thought thats boulderdash, it couldnt be behind the big rock that I sit on every morning to finish my coffee. I went there and digged for 10 minutes or so, and what do you know? I found a brownish gold piece sticking out of the top of the ground,it had been burried.

It took me a little while to finish digging it up and clean it off but my was it beautiful. I tried it out a bit and wished for a wife, out came a gorgeous blonde model, yes. I noticed on the side of it said 54. It must have meant how many wishes it had left, I wished for a few more great things which included a multi million dollar house with a maid and a limo with a driver, life was sweet. I rushed into town in my new sports car, and showed all my friends. Everyone was offering millions for it but I declined every one. I had an amazing life because of that fantastic harp that made my life awesome.

10 words story

Quickly, Braden jumped out of bed. It was the first day of summer vacation. I was going to go biking to the elementary school. There were some trails around and behind the school so I would make all the elementary kids that were still in school jealous. I was still in shock it was summer already, this is insanity I thought.



Of course all the kids were all mad that we were out and they wernt but they were still excited because they would get out in a few days. I was done with biking and ready to go home to play some road hockey before I went to the beach. I went downstairs because my mom wasnt ready to drive me yet, I decided to go pwn some noobs in Modern Warfare 2. I was so happy it was summer, that's the one day of the year every kid is waiting. I went back upstairs to grab some money before I left for Swim bay.

Swim bay is intense, it has a zipline, low dive and a high dive. I dominate the highdive, I can do backflips,frontflip dives, ganers and many more! I can tell this was going to be a supercallifragilisticexbealadocious summer.