The most important game of my life

Call of duty Modern Warfare 2: So I was out of ammo, so I took out the sniper with my hand gun, then I went into the convience store took out the two guys there, disingaged there turret picked up DOUBLE SHOTTIES, went into the embacy took out the three guys there called in my airstrike and I killed like 6 of them it was nuts! I totally got promoted after that. Anyway's I was 12-0 going for my nuke, I had my chopper gunner ready to go, but I had to find a brilliant spot where nobody would kill me. So I hid in some bushes. I was now up in my huge chopper gunner destroying every enemy in sight. Someone launched a rocket to try to destroy the chopper but it just missed. I got a multi kill right off the bat, which gave me 16 kills 0 deaths. I kept destroying everybody. When my time was up immediatly after I got up somebody came up behind me and knifed me. 24-1 almost had the nuke at 25-0 but no I had to be killed. I was devastated but I just tried again. I went back to the enemy respawn spot, threw a semtex grenade got a triple kill which pumped me up for the next 6 kills. I called in my airstrike, and got a double kill which got me my second chopper gunner of the game. With only 4 minutes and 27 seconds to go in the match, I sadly only got 7 kill's with my chopper gunner with got me up to 18 kills 7 away from the nuke to end the match. I went to where most of the enemy's were chillen with there claymores set up so they could snipe, I let a fellow teammate go ahead to stupidly run into the claymore, which gave me a open chance for victory. There were 4 enemys camping inside the building so I sneakily killed the first guy which aloud me to destroy the next 3 because they were laying down sniping. I had a feeling that they would be returning to kill me, I was at 22 kills 3 away from the nuke, with only 1 minute and 12 seconds left a guy walked up the stairs trying to be stealth but I headshotted him with got me two kills away. I once again picked up double shotties, went down stairs and obliviated to more guys. I HAD THE NUKE!, I quickly set it off, 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, BOOM, game over final score 49 kills 1 death.

Movie theater rumble

Scott and Braden

Movie- Hey man, why are you looking at me like that
Braden- Because your face it to big for your head
Scott- And you have a massive mullet
Phone- Ring
Braden- Hello
Scott- Hey man whatcha doing
Braden- Im not doing anything
Audience- SHHHHH
Braden- SHUT UP
Manager- ok you two, youve caused enough destraction, GET OUT
Scott- NO WE PAID TO SEE IT!
Manager- THEN WATCH IT!
Scott- ok sorry sir
Phone- ring
Braden- hello
Scott- hey man you busy
Braden- no i anit doing anything
Audience- SHHH
Braden- OMG SHUT UP I DONT CARE
Manager- GET OUT IM CALLING SECURITY
Braden- wow buddy, we'll leave god. come on scott
Scott- You're a goof
on the way out
Braden- whats a merlock
Scott- a mythical creature in WoW
Braden- OMG you play WoW
Scott- its only the most amazing game ever created
Braden- dude you need to man up and play MW2 PWNED
Scott- actually, WoW players invented PWNED so you cant use it
Braden- go join a guild and get some gold loser
Scott- you wouldnt last a second in azarath
Braden- your mom wouldnt last a second in azarath noob
Scott- whatever

Scaredy student #2

Eugene's my name, and I am terrified of spiders. YES, spiders no matter the size of it im frightened to the point where I have nightmares everynight and have to crawl into my parents bed with them, Im 19 years old. It all started when I was 6 year's old visiting a zoo in california. I loved spider's, and thought they were so cool, so there was a tarantula at the zoo and I wanted nothing more than to pet it. Im sure you know what happen's next, He bit me and I was in the E.R for the night. My parents sued the zoo for everything they had, and we became millionairs. Anyways we have a huge spider web and a giant wolf spider right in the corner of our garage. Im way to scared to go in there so I have to get my 5 year old sister to get anything I need from the garage.

I went into my room and there it was on my ceiling! It was 1am I couldnt wake my parents, they would be so mad. So I did what I had to do and went and got the broom but when I got there I was to scared. I sat there for an hour atleast watching it's every move. Suddenly I didn't see it anymore, I started to get really paranoid and I then saw it right on my shoulder, this was the scariest moment of my life. I ripped of my shirt and smashed the spider multiple times with the broom. He was dead but his leg's were still moving so I finished him off.

He was finally dead after 9 years of that spider being alive hes finally dead. I was so excited that I woke up my parents. I was so thrilled until 2 days later I found out that spider had babies not just 1 or 2 but 13. It was to bad for them that I got over that fear. I am 19 year's old and not afraid of spiders.

Scaredy student

What is S.S afraid of?
He is afraid of spiders.

How does this fear affect his life?
It affects his life because on my way to go outside my house there a spider and web above it.

How does he overcome his fear?
His mom forces him to get a broom and kill the spider.

How does S.S life improve?
Because now he can handle going outside without being paranoid of a spider biting him.